[AUCTION] BRICKSTRAVAGANZA!

Ah, the humble Minecraft brick. The bridge between our childhood Legos and Duplos and the world of Minecraft. They're the first Creeper-resistant block you have access to, and thus symbolize safety in the wild and waste. Like the final pig in the Three Little Pigs, they reward those industrious enough to have them. You'll feel like you're walking on air with these extremely heavy blocks as you deflect Creeper explosions and resist the thieving hands of Endermen!

Recreate those feelings once more as you feast your eyes on....BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! Not one kind of brick, not two, not three. Not even four! Act now, and you'll receive FIVE DCs of FIVE different kinds of Minecraft brick! This package includes:

1 DC Stone Bricks - The beginning of the journey, it creates order out of mere cobble.
1 DC Cracked Stone Bricks - The stone bricks begin to show their wear, giving a sense of ancientness and subtle weight.
1 DC Bricks - Made of thousands of those little clay balls under the sea, these cheery red rectangles can look stark, strong, or even hipster-modern.
1 DC Nether Bricks - Hell-forged in lava, this dark maroon brick provides stark contrast to lighter materials.
1 DC Prismarine Bricks - Representing over 24 RL hours of grinding Sushi Drop with each individual brick formed from 9 prismarine shards, this beautiful (and rightfully expensive) brick adds the serene element of water to your build, and shows others that you've made it into the realm of the big boys.

Individual elements of BRICKSTRAVAGANZA have sold for hundreds of thousands of rupees, but for a limited time, the bidding will start at only 1 Rupee, with a minimum bid increment of 1000 Rupees! Fantabulous!

Here's one happy customer, Yancy Herobrine:

"Again and again, people told me my cobblestone yurts had no style, no substance! But once I tried BRICKSTRAVAGANZA, I not only had wonderful, substantive builds, but I grew my hair back, put spark and pep back into my relationship, and the fungus between my toes was completely gone! I would tell anyone, sell your own mother to buy this stuff!"*

*Results not typical.

Act now! This deal will be over 48 hours after the last valid bid.

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TL;DR:
Item: 1 DC Stone Bricks, 1 DC Cracked Stone Bricks, 1 DC Bricks, 1 DC Nether Bricks, 1 DC Prismarine Bricks
Starting Bid: 1R
Minimum Bid Increment: 1000R
Auction Ending Time: 48 hrs after last valid bid

Interested in viewing this bounty of beautiful bricks? Head to /v 14531 .

50K

51k

**Not responsible for bumps/lumps resulting from improper use of BRICKSTRAVAGANZA!

Just to clarify, "Bricks" and "Nether Bricks" are not the block item. Is that right?

These are all the buildable block item, not the components.

*** This product is not intended to be ingested. Do not use BRICKSTRAVAGANZA as earplugs. For indoor or outdoor use only.

**** May cause drowsiness. BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! should not be used as a writing implement for writing checks or any other legal document. Keep pet birds out of the kitchen while using this product. BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! does not enable flight or super strength.

Buying and assembling the prismarine bricks from shards would cost over 60,000 rupees alone, let alone the other 4 DCs of bricks! And that's assuming any mall has a DC worth sitting around of any of these. Buy now, and save yourself a lot of hassle.

† Avoid groin application. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal. Do not use BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! as a flotation device. Some assembly required. Elements of BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! flying into spectator area can cause serious injury. BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! is suitable for vegetarians. Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

†† Discontinue use of BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• or heart palpitations.

The brick blocks alone are about 51000 for a DC! Add that to the almost 26000 for the cracked bricks, and I'm practically giving them away! (Really guys, this took a long time to do)

†† If BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! and its parent company, Global Bricklayers Unlimited, of any and all liability.

55000

56 thou

60k

65k

I don't need this so

70k

Will TheDarkModRises steal this auction away from Runningrhino, Dektirok, whatkom, jossytheninja and IAmShyGuyNow? Only time will tell.

*** Warning: Adding hot water to BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! will make this product hot. Do not attempt to install BRICKSTRAVAGANZA! if drunk, pregnant, or both. Allergy warning: Contains bricks.

**** BRICKSTRAVANZA! should not be used to sweat to the oldies. For oral use only.